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"Michelle’s like Beyoncé in that song, ‘Let me upgrade ya!’ She upgraded me." -Barack Obama.“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.” -Winston Churchill."A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married.“ My wife didn't take my name, which isn't weird, but what's weird is when people think it's weird, like we're on a first-name basis anyway.” -Mark Agee.“Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces marriage is also three meals a day and remembering to carry the trash out.” -Joyce Brothers.So surprisingly we just stopped fighting after that." -Barack Obama "After about 15 years I finally figured out that she's always right.“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.” -George Bernard Shaw.And, so far, it’s working.” -Justin Timberlake The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. “We have a couple of rules in our relationship.If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.” -Socrates If you get a good wife, you will be happy. "Because I always say, if you're married for 50 years, and 10 of them are horrible, you're doing really good!" -Michelle Obama.“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” -Prince Philip.Because I got to marry you." -Chip Gaines “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” -Benjamin Franklin.“Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” -H.Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’” -Michelle Obama When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms.Brides / Mehroz Kapadia Funny Marriage Quotes from Public Figures







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